"1. Or at a Lakers game, where you can hear Kobe bitching out teammates and coaches! That reminds me of the highlight of the '08 Finals: Matt Damon cheering the Celts in Game 5 when Phil Jackson turned and hissed, "Sit down and shut the fuck up!" Had they won, I think I would've sacrificed a pinky for Damon to snap into Will Hunting mode and pull the "Hey, Phil, you like apples? . . . How 'bout them apples?" routine."
- Bill Simmons, The Book of Basketball