"'Robbe', what do you call a man who has a pistol and no college degree?'
'A shit with a pistol.'
'Good. What do you call a man with a college degree but no pistol?'
'A shit with a degree.'
'Good. What do you call a man with a degree and a pistol?'
'A man, papa!'
'Bravo, Robertino!'"
- Roberto Saviano, Gomorrah